有一天，
空调坏了。
邻居那边借了台风扇。
怕又下雨，
于是我打算下雨前先把风扇给还回去，
免得还的时间又拖拉了。
我正打开门，
发现外面虽没开始下雨，
但开始打雷闪电了，
还挺响的。
于是正在看电视的娃儿淡淡地来了一句：
“你确定要在打雷闪电的时候去还吗？”
接着又来了一句：
“我觉得不值得拿命去冒险。”
被娃儿说的，
我也有点怕怕的，
只好又乖乖关上门了。
有趣的是，
他干嘛不直接说：
“妈妈，你别过去，现在打雷了危险。”
而要说那么有点幽默小大人的话表达呢。
我们家好像还没见过谁有这么松弛感的细胞。
哈哈。
——
有一天娃儿在吃冰淇淋的时候，
突然对我说：
“妈妈，我可以直接抱着桶吃吗？”
我说：
“不干净，口水会进去，空气里有脏东西，会容易生病。”
娃儿：
“不会不干净，反正都是我自己吃的。”
继续说：
“每个人吃东西的方式不一样，你有你的吃法，我有我的吃法，你不能告诉我要怎么吃。”
我心想，
那你还问我干嘛。
怎么什么话都被你说了。
又来了一句：
“这是我的人生，我自己做主，没有人可以摧毁我的人生。”
听到娃儿此番言论直接把我给震惊了，
吃个冰淇淋还给我讲人生大道理。
不过我还挺鼓励从小多思考人生的。
只好回复他：
“好吧好吧，你想怎么吃就怎么吃，follow your heart。”
娃儿此刻正按着他自己的方式吃得津津有味。
婷妈的亲子日常 创作于 2026.06.02
原创发布：tingtingma.com
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Tingma’s Parenting Diary | 275. Apparently, My Kid Is Always Ready to Talk About Life
By Pingting / June 2, 2026
One day,
our air conditioner broke.
We had borrowed a fan from our neighbor.
Since it looked like rain might be coming again,
I decided to return the fan before the weather got worse,
so I wouldn’t keep delaying it.
As I opened the door,
I noticed that although it hadn’t started raining yet,
there was already thunder and lightning outside,
and it was pretty loud.
From the couch, where he was watching TV,
my son calmly said,
“Are you sure you want to return it during a thunderstorm?”
Then he added,
“I don’t think it’s worth risking your life for.”
After hearing that,
I suddenly felt a little nervous myself,
so I quietly closed the door and stayed inside.
What I found funny was this:
Why didn’t he simply say,
“Mom, don’t go. It’s dangerous outside.”
Instead,
he had to phrase it like some relaxed little philosopher.
I honestly don’t know where he got that level of chill from.
No one else in our family seems to have it.
Haha.
—
Another day,
while eating ice cream,
he suddenly asked me,
“Mom, can I just eat it straight from the tub?”
I replied,
“That’s not very sanitary. Saliva gets in, dust gets in, germs get in. You could get sick.”
He immediately responded,
“It’s not dirty. I’m the only one eating it anyway.”
Then he continued,
“Everyone has their own way of eating. You have your way, and I have mine. You can’t tell me how I should eat.”
At that moment I thought,
Then why are you asking me?
How is it possible that you always have a comeback for everything?
And then he added,
“This is my life. I get to decide. No one can destroy my life.”
I was completely stunned.
The kid was eating ice cream,
yet somehow he had turned it into a discussion about life itself.
Honestly, though,
I’m all for children thinking deeply about life from an early age.
So I simply replied,
“Alright, alright. Eat it however you want. Follow your heart.”
And there he was,
happily enjoying his ice cream his own way.
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Tingma’s Parenting Diary
Written on June 02, 2026
Originally published at: tingtingma.com
Written for my child, and for the adults who are still growing.
Unauthorized reproduction is prohibited.
Originally written in Chinese by the author.
This English version was translated with the assistance of ChatGPT.